美女语塞的句子，幽默搞怪，让你开心一整天
1、我太喜欢减肥了，那种累死累活还瘦不了几斤的样子，真让我着迷。I like to lose weight too much. I'm fascinated by the appearance that I can't lose a few kilos even though I'm tired.
2、大家好，我是月老，如果想拥有对象的话，请给我转52块，我让你体会一下什么叫“神仙也帮不了你”。
Hello everyone, I'm Yuelao. If you want to have an object, please transfer 52 yuan to me. I'll let you understand what it means that "immortals can't help you.".
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3、我妈说我是充话费送的，怪不得我现在天天抱着手机玩，可能这就是家的味道吧！
My mother said that I was charged to send, no wonder I now play with my mobile phone every day, maybe this is the taste of home!
4、看别的女孩吃我也吃，看别的女孩买我也买，看别的女孩又瘦又美，我就当作没看见。
I eat when I see other girls eating, and I buy when I see other girls buying. When I see other girls are thin and beautiful, I don't see them.
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5、如果你确实没朋友，那就去对喜欢的人表白，对方会提出当朋友的。
If you really don't have friends, then go to the person you like to express, and the other party will propose to be friends.
6、今天扛电缆，工友夸我力气大，我瞬间哭了，我扛得动任何东西，就是扛不住想你。
Today, when I was carrying the cable, the workers praised me for my strength. I cried instantly. I could carry anything, but I couldn't miss you.
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7、小时候抓周，抓了一只小狗，家长们认为我长大后是一个训犬员，没想到最后我成为了你的舔狗。
When I was a child, I caught a dog. My parents thought I was a dog trainer when I grew up. Unexpectedly, I became your licking dog.
8、跟朋友吃饭的时候，旁边的婴儿一直哭，搞得我很烦，让我换位思考下，现在我坐在了婴儿车里，还是很烦。
When I was eating with my friends, the baby next to me was crying all the time, which made me very upset. Let me put myself in another position and think about it. Now I'm sitting in the baby carriage, and I'm still very upset.
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9、你们在烦怎么赚钱，我现在在烦怎么花钱，谁可以告诉我一百块钱怎么用到下个月。
You are worried about how to make money. I'm worried about how to spend money now. Who can tell me how to use 100 yuan next month.
10、别着急，总有一个男孩子手捧一束鲜花走到你前面，然后温柔地对你说：不好意思，让一下。
Don't worry, there is always a boy holding a bunch of flowers in front of you, and then gently said to you: sorry, let's get out of the way.
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